Party Poker turn/river predicting with pattern mapping??

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vehn:

Take a look at this thread on 2+2:

About the tenth response in, long time and very well respected poster "Ulysses" reveals his Party Poker "pattern mapping" sequence which he claims to accurately predict the turn and river up to 85% of the time. Now trust me when I say this individual is an extremely reliable and truthful person with absolutely no malice or sense of humor, and every single thing he says in regards to poker theory and hand analysis can be taken as 100% correct and as face value - so much so that he is known as "the Gary Carson of 2+2".I am very sure that the subjects in the referenced post and its follow ups is happening and working RIGHT NOW on the WORLDS BEST online poker site with its previously infallible software and excellent support, PartyPoker.com itself. Personally I feel the integrity of the site and indeed, online poker itself, has been utterly compromised and I will not rest until we all hear a PERSONAL assurance from the CEO of Global iMedia Mr. Mike Sexyton himself that this matter is being investigated with the UTMOST urgency.

I personally have played hundreds of hours of $.50/$1 hold'em on Party Poker and have likely payed tens of dollars in rake, and now believe that this pattern mapping is 100% responsible for my significant losses. Unless we here at RGP receive a prompt and assuring response from the GiM team I will be forced to make my next deposit at either the #2 site in terms of software, Planet Poker, or the #2 site in terms of Customer Service, Ultimatebet.com.
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FatalError:

the best way to fix this is do what people do to microsoft, post the system everywhere possible, it will be used for an hour at most (albeit at signifigant losses to some users but that is the sacrifice) and party will be forced to shut down their servers until it is fixed... i hate party, the damn site sucks, and i'd love to see this done

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John Harkness:

[nq:1]Take a look at this thread on 2+2: About the tenth response in, long time and very well respected ... working RIGHT NOW on the WORLDS BEST online poker site with its previously infallible software and excellent support, PartyPoker.com itself.[/nq]
He kind of loses a little credibility with that sentence.

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AJohn808:

somebody in that thread had this as their sig line:

Chris Moneymaker is the John Daly of Poker.
that is so right on.
and what is the deal with 2+2. when i try to scroll a thread, it just clunks along. it takes forever. i have a cable connect and a 650 megahertz computer. is it me or them?

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AJB4:

I too can predict cards at Party.
I have used this to my advantage several times.
I have come to know through tracking thousands of hands that the other 9 players at a Party table will consistently have less in value of hole cards than any of the 15% of hands that I play pre-flop. I have further determined that they will continue to hold onto the hole cards they are so proud of after hitting middle pair. They will also hold onto them for an inside straight draw or a backdoor flush draw. This is accurate to about 85%. Using this knowledge you can easily make money at Party. Some might call me a cheater by using this info; but I didn't spend all that money signing up with PolkaMafia.com for nothin my friend.

AJ
[nq:1]Take a look at this thread on 2+2: About the tenth response in, long time and very well respected ... either the #2 site in terms of software, Planet Poker, or the #2 site in terms of Customer Service, Ultimatebet.com.[/nq]
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Nuts4daNuts:

"I began to collect all of the boards and started to analyze the turn and river cards based on the flop cards and the previous set of hands that have been dealt. And soon I began to detect some patterns. After a while, I started to utilize these patterns to guide my betting decisions."

That's exactly what I did, and it works (as I posted last week here). But it wasn't Party Poker where I did this. The key is in the phrase "and the previous set of hands".
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dirty-check-raiser:

[nq:1]Take a look at this thread on 2+2: About the tenth response in, long time and very well respected ... either the #2 site in terms of software, Planet Poker, or the #2 site in terms of Customer Service, Ultimatebet.com.[/nq]
Are you serious? Can you really be that big of a jackass?

So you have played hundreds of hours playing $0.50/$1 and you are 100% sure that "pattern mapping" is responsible for your significant losses.

Do you really think that if this was possible that people would be wasting their time killing the $0.50/$1 tables?
Someone castrate this half-wit immediately before he completely pollutes the gene pool.
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Peg Smith:

[nq:1]...and now believe that this pattern mapping is 100% responsible for my significant losses... ...the #2 site in terms of software, Planet Poker, or the #2 site in terms of Customer Service, Ultimatebet.com.[/nq]
If you really think Planet's software and UB's CS are good, I can only conclude that you're out of your mind. That being the case, I have a pretty good idea of what your "significant losses" can be attributed to.

After reading that, I didn't even bother to go to the 2+2 thread, I'll wait and see what the consensus is here.
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Homer J. Simpson:

[nq:1]Someone castrate this half-wit immediately before he completely pollutes the gene pool.[/nq]
Okay, I'll do it. Where do you live?
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Bennett Niizawa:

[nq:1]After reading that, I didn't even bother to go to the 2+2 thread, I'll wait and see what the consensus is here.[/nq]
..actually, you should. I think the consensus will be, "Who said those 2+2 guys don't have a sense of humor?"
I'm kind of curious to know how many PMs Ulysses really did get.

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